House of Pain are backstage. They was building up the feud with La Resistance III. I respect you, Booker Man.
Edge is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Shawn Michaels. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
Molly Holly vs Nidia vs Ivory vs Jazz.
Match Background: This will be a four corners bout. This match is for the WWE Womens title.
The Match: Face crusher from Molly on Ivory sets up for an elbowdrop. Molly hits a quick kick on Ivory. Covers for a quick two count. Molly Holly uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Ivory blocks a punch. Ivory slams Molly Holly down. Molly is sure in trouble now. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ivory DDTs Molly, but it just looked terrible. There's a two count on the pin. Molly powers out of a headlock. Forearm to the face from Molly on Nidia. Tag to Nidia. Ivory walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Nidia uses a running dropkick into the corner. That was just...ugh. Ivory walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Nidia with an enziguri. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Nidia and Jazz. Running clothesline from Jazz was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Jazz turns Ivory inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ivory takes a right hand to the temple from Jazz. Covers for a quick two count. Jazz hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Ivory and Molly Holly. Flying elbow off the top rope by Molly Holly, getting as close to zero air as possible. Jazz walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Molly hits a quick kick on Jazz. Jazz backdrops Molly Holly out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Jazz. Side suplex from Jazz. Jazz ducks a Molly clothesline and does a quick roll up. Jazz has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Result:Jazz wins after 9:23 Minutes and is the new Women`s Champion!
Christian vs Shelton Benjamin.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Tor-NADO DDT from Christian, Shelton got planted! Tiger suplex on Shelton. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Shelton is out just before the three count. Christian hits a rolling kick on Shelton. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shelton ducks a wild right hand. Big dropkick by Shelton Benjamin, who got a ton of air on the move. Shelton Benjamin hits a bulldog off the ropes. Christian counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! SUPER frankensteiner on Shelton, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Christian floors Shelton near the ropes and makes the pin. Christian is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Christian slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Shelton to get some payback.
Result:Christian wins after 8:55 Minutes
Eric Bischoff is in the ring, and announces that he has decided to bring in someone to help shake up the show, and that is Steve Austin. He comes out and joins Eric Bischoff in the ring. Then..STONE COLD STUNNER!!! After that.Austin drinks some beer and celebrates his success.
House of Pain vs Eugene and William Regal.
Match Background: This match is for the World Tag Team titles. House of Pain have been World Tag Team champions since 06 February 2005.
The Match: Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Abyss. Abyss ducks a wild right hand. Bodyslam by Abyss. Abyss tags out to Rhyno. William Regal charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. BAAACK Body drop by Regal gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Regal ducks a wild right hand. Rhyno takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Regal tags out to Eugene. Eugene gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Eugene. Big dropkick by Eugene, who got a ton of air on the move. Rhyno blocks a punch. Rhyno slams Eugene down and motions to the crowd. Rhyno tags out to Abyss. Powerbomb on Eugene. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying shoulder tackle by Abyss sends Eugene CRASHING to the mat. Eugene is in big trouble...Gore!! 1....2....3! House of Pain rush forward to attack! Eugene \ Regal get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas
Result:Title Defense of House of Pain after 7:01 Minutes
Chris Jericho vs Muhammed Hassan.
Match Background: Jericho and Hassan have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Muhammed Hassan has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 07 February 2005.
The Match: Jericho just WAFFLES Hassan with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Jericho hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Jericho uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Flying elbow from Chris Jericho connects. Hassan counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Stun Gun from Muhammed Hassan! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. T-Bone suplex by Hassan, Jericho got folded in half to the point that he was almost able to fellate himself. Mighty impressive, don't you think? Covers for a quick two count. Jericho blocks a kick from Muhammed Hassan. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Hassan is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Chris Jericho and Hassan is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hassan powers out of a headlock. Chris Jericho just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from Hassan. Hassan walks into a drop toe hold. Implant DDT by Chris Jericho! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Muhammed Hassan gets whipped into the corner by Jericho, who charges in with a clothesline. Hassan grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Muhammed Hassan gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. I don't think the fight has finished. Chris Jericho and Hassan have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.
Result:Chris Jericho by DQ after 11:46 Minutes
Team HHH vs Team RKO.
Match Background: Team HHH consists of Triple H, Ric Flair, Batista, Edge, and Christian. Team RKO consists of Randy Orton, Chris Benoit, Kane, Shawn Michaels, and Maven. Edge and HBK have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. HHH and RKO have been feuding recently. So far, HHH hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over RKO since the feud started. Randy Orton is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 07 February 2005.
The Match: Standing leg lariat by Christian on HBK. Second rope flying axe handle, HBK goes down. One day, Christian might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Christian tags out to Edge. Edge connects with rights and lefts and Shawn Michaels is down! Tag between Edge and Triple H. Spinebuster by Triple H. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Triple H and Edge. Big forearm by Edge makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. HBK tags out to Kane. STIFF~! chop lights up Kane who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Tag between Edge and Batista. Edge \ Batista whip Kane into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Nice piledriver on Kane. Covers for a quick two count. Batista tags out to Ric Flair. Flair slams Kane down. Kane is sure in trouble now. Flair hits a piledriver on Kane. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Tag to Christian. Springboard dropkick from Christian. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kane is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tag to Chris Benoit. Christian tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Christian is down! There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Maven. Benoit \ Maven whip Christian into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Maven on Edge. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Tag to Randy Orton. Randy Orton hits a rolling kick on Edge. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Massive back suplex! Edge got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Tag to Maven. Maven \ RKO hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Edge ducks a wild right hand. Edge drives a thrust kick into the chest of Maven. Edge tags out to Ric Flair. Powerslam from Ric Flair on Maven. Ric Flair misses a clothesline. Tag to Chris Benoit. Maven \ Benoit whip Flair into the corner. Maven whips Chris Benoit in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ric Flair reverses a hip toss. Flair hits a piledriver on Chris Benoit. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. Ric Flair floors Benoit near the ropes and makes the pin. Flair is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!
Result:Team HHH win after 19:35 Minutes
"u dont like my hair
well i can wear a hat
but u broke and u fat
there aint no hat 4 that"
well i can wear a hat
but u broke and u fat
there aint no hat 4 that"
Katt "Money Mike" Williams